dirty little secret

We have a dirty little secret...... It's our shower, it's dirty, why you ask? It has not been cleaned in a year, what you ask? IT's broken. We have not showered in it for one year, yes 365 days of dry. We shower in Heath and Austin's bathroom, yes, all of us, no, not at the same time. We finally figured out what was wrong with it, and aahhhhhhhhh Halleluiah, it's being fixed tomorrow, but today we have this.