The intruder

So, last night we had an intruder. He snuck into out house quietly and unnoticed to us. It was not until 10 at night that we found him. Sonny was in the shower and I had walked into the closet to put some clothes away (housewife of the year), and that's when I found him. I yelled to Sonny, "Get out of the shower now"!!! Sonny promptly with his eyes closed and soap on his face, with out turning off the water jumped out and closed the door. Then I told him that there was an intruder, in the shower with him. A COCKROACH!! A HUGE ONE. It was on a school bus chassis, about the size of a UPS truck. With his little beety eyes, and antennae. Poor Sonny had to chase him around the bathroom, naked with soap in his hair and on his face, dripping wet. He killed him, which takes some effort, they are fast little critters. It was awful. We did get rid of him "Ryan Nelson(Broinlaw) style, by pummeling him into submission, then flushing him exactly 3 times, followed by bleach in the toilet. He is done for. We felt violated, and you thought we had a burglar. He was big enough to carry the TV out.
We then worried about bugs the whole night. It is time to make friends with the exterminator.

NO PICS FOR OBVIOUS REASONS. Holy coach roach batman. FUN EVENING!!!!